This is so fucking adorable
thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
no no it's fine i've had worse
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
Favourite one ever :)
Didn’t even notice
National Geographic - Wild Russia
Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Do you have any regrets?
Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Do you miss anyone right now?
If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
What are you like when you’re by yourself?
How far would you go to keep the one you love?
What would you change about yourself?
If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
What’s one thing you can’t live without?
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
we need to all get this fandom together, and be friends :)